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10/12/08 11:30 pm - Oh Deer!

I just watched a deer prance across my front yard. I think he's bedding over in the corner.

10/10/08 06:48 pm - Videos

We have amassed a huge amount of funny and crazy vids on loopyvids.com

Seriously, this project is really taking off with tens of thousands of hits a day.

I've almost made enough to buy my new GPU.

10/10/08 04:49 am

I keep trying to tell them that electric currents, as we understand them, are only possible within the constrains of our sun. Out within the thin, cold vacuum is an activitiy that can't be described.

10/10/08 04:25 am - You Can Contribute

A friend of mine has volunteered one of his preciously awesome GPUs, to me, if I can bring loads of hits to his site. Just visit or log in:

Loopy Vids

I know someone will laugh their ass off at one of these vids.

10/6/08 06:50 pm - Amused

Tornado touched down just a few miles North of me.

9/27/08 09:20 am - Disgusted

Why is it that every Evolution vs. Creationism debate that I've seen consists of a well-mannered scientist and an emotional, rude fundamentalist?

Yes, there are gods, so to speak, but they were born to this universe as much as we were; just as dumbfounded as the rest.

I can hardly wait to get off of this planet.

9/27/08 02:27 am

Abstenance makes the church grow fondlers.

9/25/08 02:38 am - Do NOT Buy Recovery Software

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9/24/08 05:15 am

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

9/14/08 11:57 pm - My Favorite Post Secret As Of Yet

Honesty

Check out the latest Sunday Secrets:

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/postsecret/166708.html

9/14/08 03:34 am - To Observe

We can observe without effect.

9/13/08 09:18 am - Military Doctors



Military History - Experiments in the Revival of Organisms - video powered by Metacafe

9/13/08 06:33 am - STOP CONFUSING THE LANGUAGE!!

How the HELL did 'pimp' come to mean improve?
A pimp is someone who enslaves people into prostitution.
And just what makes one person 'more gangsta' than someone else? I'm not sure what that means, because most people I hear saying that aren't affilliated with any group let alone a gang.

9/8/08 05:17 pm - Mousie

My kitties caught a mouse.
While they were playing with him it dived into an empty beer can.
Now, I'm debating on letting it go on the floor for them to play with or take it to the creek and let it go.

9/5/08 01:14 am - Crystal And Coke

Am I getting old?
Or is this shit is getting dull?

Feel like takin a nap.
These kids have just begun

Meh.. my best inspiration
Comes from nowhere
No dope necessary

This used to be fun
when it was new
now, we
sigh

9/2/08 06:56 am - In A Song To Let You In

The very first signal I want our neighbors to receive is "Kindred Spirit" by Cyndi Lauper
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9/2/08 02:25 am - Nothing New

Just as the ancient hominids bashed rocks to see inside;
Finding and creating both weapons and tools
Still today we are breaking those rocks
Into smaller and smaller pieces.
A tool.. a weapon of sorts
Oh, the scale of it all.
Nanotechnology
Is nothing
New
at all
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8/29/08 06:37 am - Bots Gone Wild!

[05:39] rollershots: xetheare horny chicks showing it on live cam in your town! 8bwh0284rmliyxe [Offline Message (Fri Aug 29 05:39:27 2008)]

Crack the code and get a jack video. Well, at least that would give it some sort of meaning.

8/28/08 01:49 am - Gaia

Why is everyone so afraid to admit that there is a solar furnace at the core of our planet?

8/22/08 12:12 pm - China

Did anyone really expect a communist country not to cheat?

8/22/08 11:20 am - Bitrate

I was getting around 90kbps, so I powered down and rebooted. Now, I'm getting over 5Mbps. Hmmm, strange being that I'm only paying for 3Mbps.

8/22/08 03:28 am - Ohm

Practicing my poker face
With my mind
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8/22/08 03:25 am - Sigh

Looking at flowers
Eases my mind
I am relaxed

8/21/08 11:02 pm - Crysis

I just installed Crysis
One badass game
Going to get a better video card next week
So I can enjoy the game to its fullest
My Radeon 300 barely gives me 20fps at 800x480
With everything set to low

8/19/08 06:36 am - Daaaaaaaaaaamn

I just checked the rain gage again. We got another three and a half inches last night and it's steadily rising. That's almost seven inches in twenty-four hours. Some places have gotten as much as nineteen inches in one day.
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8/19/08 05:52 am - When It Rains It Pours

Yesterday we got three inches and it's still raining, today.

I can honestly say the drought is over.

8/19/08 05:51 am - Earth canon

We could make a version of a gause cannon with the elasticity of the ribbon holding the space elevator. We're going to have to deal with harmonics anyway.

I got the idea while playing with one of those stretchy, plastic octopuses with the head filled with water and glitter.

The momentum of the launch vehicle is cycled back into the system drawing the ribbon tight for the next launch. Several launch stations can be placed at intervals along the ribbon increasing the frequency of launches.

A ribbon that long might stretch a couple hundred miles over all.

8/14/08 01:32 am - Earth canon

We could make a version of a Gauss cannon with the elasticity of the ribbon holding the space elevator. We're going to have to deal with harmonics anyway.

I got the idea while playing with one of those stretchy, plastic octopuses with the head filled with water and glitter.

The momentum of the launch vehicle is cycled back into the system drawing the ribbon tight for the next launch. Several launch stations can be placed at intervals along the ribbon increasing the frequency of launches.

A ribbon that long might stretch a couple hundred miles over all.

8/14/08 01:07 am - Another Rant (sober)

I look forward to the mechanical gods
I will breathe within a breath of vast understanding

No Mr. Freud
There are no children within
Only one mind of an infinite soul..

What if WE are the ancient ones
And this is the ancient time
Of our birth into the bottomless pond
In a burst of Dandelion flare?

No Mr. Sagan
More like spiders on a drag line
But I liked your enthusiasm
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8/13/08 08:44 pm - Funny As Hell

8/13/08 07:19 am - Math

All I could say was wow when I saw this on a video.

1 = 1
1+3=4
1+3+5=9
1+3+5+7=16
1+3+5+7+9=25
1+3+5+7+9+11=36
1+3+5+7+9+11+13=49
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15=64

I just wonder if there is a proof for this relationship.

8/12/08 11:25 pm - If You Have Time

1. name:
2. birthday:
3. place of residence:
4. what makes you happy:
5. what are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. do you read my lj:
7. if you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. an interesting fact about you:
9. are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. favourite place to be:
11. favourite lyric/quote:
12. best time of the year:
13: a recent picture of yourself:

RECOMMEND
1. a film:
2. a book:
3. a song:
4. a comic book:
5. a short story:
6. a TV program:

PLUS
1. one thing you like about me:
2. two things you like about yourself:
3. put this in your LJ so I can tell you what I think of you.
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8/3/08 01:32 pm - Tempted

I am tempted to use a sponsored account, but that would grind my ethics engine to a halt for further inspection.

8/3/08 12:40 pm - I am No Longer Going Crazy

I have been here for quite some time now.

8/2/08 05:19 pm - Good Tea

Four or five green tea bags in a 2 liter/quart pitcher filled half-way with water no hotter than you can stand on your hands.
Wait about three minutes and remove the bags.
Add three drops of vanilla extract a sprig of mint and about a tablespoon of lime juice
Stir in about 1/4 cup clover honey
Be sure to remove the mint leaf
Fill the remainder of the pitcher with ice, stir and serve

7/31/08 08:36 am

Jessica

7/31/08 07:35 am - Goddamnit!

False fart
Two miles from home
On a bicycle
I am in no mood!
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7/31/08 06:12 am - Yay, It's Raining

Well, sort of.

7/30/08 11:33 am - Adopted

Miranda and Brittany.
They were born twins.
Sorry to say this.
Every boyfriend is due for weekly inspection.
Now I have four daughters.

7/30/08 09:15 am - His Latest Drunken Rant

Everyone is full of shit.
This is all an illusion.
Damn good one; I'll give you that.
But to what have I to compare.
My dreams?
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7/28/08 09:57 pm - She Tickled My Heart

Haven't felt this in a long time.

7/28/08 12:32 pm - I Shake My Head

The world has changed channels

7/25/08 04:02 pm - E Lec Tricity

Last year at this time my electric bill was $290. My bill for last month is $174. Replace your filament bulbs with fluorescent bulbs.

When these bulbs wear out I'm getting LED bulbs. They're $60 apiece but they are twice as efficient as fluorescents and last 10 times longer. Understand that with the efficiency comes less heat and that means the AC doesn't work as hard.

Also, I'm getting a propane tank for a gas stove I.. commandeered. We'll see what cooking outside does for my electric bill. Maybe I can get it closer to $100.

7/25/08 01:56 pm - Texas

A buddy of mine has a pool of crude oil bubbling up in his front yard. No bullshit.

But, it's illegal to pour it on the ground. shrug
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7/25/08 01:09 pm - Stop Calling Me Genius

I'm just full of useless knowledge. That's all. Genies improve the world. I've done little else but sap the world for all it's worth. I bring very little to the table. I wish I could be more of an asset, but there simply is no truth in calling me a genius.

This week alone I've been called genius by three separate people. I like what one guy (Steve) said after I denied the talent. He said, "You just haven't learned how to use it, yet." Okay, what am I supposed to do with "it" once I learn how to use it? I can't change the nature of mankind. This is a cruel world and there's nothing I can do about it. Only evil can destroy evil. If I play a part in it I become my enemy. The best thing I can do is keep my mouth shut.

I won't deny that I am above average intellectually -hell, I don't even use a spell checker- but genius I am NOT.

7/23/08 11:42 pm - Internet Down

As my internet is down I am finding new ways to explore myself.
Spent the last half hour playing with a male black widow.
He's so cute.

(From last night)

7/22/08 12:07 pm - Spam

This is the second time I have received spam containing this quote:

The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40's, of Muslim descent, who will deceive nations with persuasive language, and have a massive christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.


What The FUCK! Well, I searched through all the prophecies from what is referred to as the Bible and I couldn't find anything about someone of a certain age group. I did not find, nor was it possible to find any reference to Muslims, because AHEM! there were no Muslims when it was written. I couldn't find anything that even hinted at what kind of religion this anti-christ is supposed to be. For that matter I really couldn't find anything that tells of an "antichrist". Go to bible.com and search for it. You won't find it anywhere, in any translation. It's all made up.

Christians make up so much shit. For instance, I hear all the time about how god destroyed the Earth by water the first time and next time it will be with fire. The text actually says that he promised not to destroy the earth again, PERIOD. There is no reference to a future destruction nor how it would be done. The earth is supposed to be made new again some day, but not destroyed.

That bullshit is how they justified burning people alive. A christian once told me that it says in "the word" that we are to "not suffer a witch to live". Nope, couldn't find that one either.

I just wish my family would stop sending me every piece of junk mail they get that says "pass this on".

7/19/08 05:28 pm - Hanging Incense

This instruction is for a regular, bamboo incense stick with one end bare about 5 or 6 centimeters.

Take any string, cord or chain that hangs freely. ceiling fans work great, but know that the ashes are going to be falling. I set the fan on low to help circulate the aroma.

Take the string (cord etc) between finger and thumb, palm facing away, thumb on the far side, like you're showing the 'OK' sign with your elbow up, level with your shoulder. Twist the string by turning your palm down and toward you (elbow comes down).
You should have a little loop with the the end of the string crossing over on the near side.
Now, place the end of the incense stick behind the string, directly above the loop, pull it slightly forward and place it about 3 or 4 centimeters into the loop -going in from the side facing you. You might want to light it first.

Once you get the hang of it the stick will drop into the ashes below (I use a brass plate to catch them), but be careful using this technique outside, especially if the weather has been very dry.

This is an exercise in giving verbal directions. Please, tell me how I did.

7/18/08 05:13 pm - I Don't Get This

Authorities in Waco arrested a woman for endangering a child when she brought a newborn to a hospital with the umbilical cord still attached. She said she paid another woman $1000 for the baby.

WTF!

If anything she should get a hero's welcome. I'd be willing to bet good money that the real mom was a crackhead. Without a doubt she rescued the child. She probably made a big fuss when they said they were taking the baby from her, but still, shouldn't there be some understanding here?
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7/15/08 10:35 pm - We Are Going To Spread Like Insects

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